The DEA has implemented a bold new initiative against Mexico drug trafficking and it comes in the form of Lil Wayne. According to this report from The Onion, the strategy has been a rousing success. The rapper has "already gotten 40 tons of marijuana, 27,000 kilos of cocaine, and 2,000 kilos of heroine off the streets and into his body." And if you need proof of his success, look no further than the clip of Wayne's hilarious, yet incoherent, ramble.
The DEA says Lil Wayne is an indispensable weapon against Mexican drug cartels having eradicated 40 tons of marijuana alone by smoking it himself.